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Monday, July 7, 2008
"> The Man Rules------- --------- ---
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
> Now here are the rules from the male side.
> These are our rules!
> Please note.. these are all numbered '1 '
> ON PURPOSE!
> 1. Men are NOT mind readers.
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
> We need it up, you need it down.
> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
> 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
> or the changing of the tides.
> Let it be.
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
> 1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
> what we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
> Don't ask us.
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
> 1. You can either ask us to do something
> Or tell us how you want it done.
> Not both.
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during
> commercials. .
> 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
> We have no idea what mauve is.
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
> We do that.
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
> nothing's wrong.
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an
> answer you don't want to hear.
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
> fine... Really .
> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as baseball
> or golf.
> 1. You have enough clothes.
> 1. You have too many shoes.
> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
> 1. Thank you for reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
> But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
> Pass this to as many men as you can -
> to give them a laugh.
> Pass this to as many women as you can -
> to give them a bigger laugh."
"Wishes: When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.
Destiny: You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment.
Individuality: Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
Trouble: Luck can’t last a lifetime unless you die young.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Limitations: Until you spread your wings, you’ll have no idea how far you can walk.
Power: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.
Dreams: Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
Madness: Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “Hey, is there room in your head for one more?”
Dysfunction: The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
Dare to Slack: When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
Loneliness: If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you’re not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
Tradition: Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid."